I am not confirming or denying anything but sometimes when I get in an altered state, I write down random stupid thoughts that I would never (hopefully) have normally. These can be anything from puns, weird philosophical statements, to the general lame and dirty. This post is the first installment-many of these are while watching planet earth…
- do fish know when it’s raining?
- do insects have it better or worse? Simple life, simple job, no higher level of thinking
- that fungi that infects insects and turns them into zombies making them climb up trees. Can that have human application? I bet it evolves for that. It is designed to help keep populations in check. POSSIBLE FUTURE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE
- I wonder if the guy who shot “My super sweet 16” hates everything in the world and/or now only can get off to jail bait
- I wonder where the my super 16 girls are now? Probably in a plastic surgeon office. Or buying needles. Or getting their second abortion. Or in a ditch somewhere.
- every trending post on facebook is either dark or silly. “The oldest woman in the world eats only bacon”
- Texas has only been a thing since 1836, 179 years old.. fetus level. A lot can happen in 200 years but that’s such a blip in actual time. It is kind of cute to think that the die hard old school texans protecting their land and heritage have existed only a few decades longer than the oldest turtle.
- Honesty and apathy go hand in hand
- Would vodka pinapple and champagne work together?
- There are both Hebrews and Shebrews
Painfully Average 