Ok I do not want children for a lot of reasons. I have a heritable mental disorder, and I hate kids from ages 1-40. I don’t know how to talk to them, they have too much energy, I cuss too much, and I generally just want to kick them and their tired sad parents who forgot to wear a condom. BUT. I love babies. I think they are the ultimate philosophers: all they do is observe the world without bias or agenda. They find joy in the things I wish children and adults could such as watermelons, grass, paper, and a table.
Also girls are way worse than boys, I have 3 older brothers and they were way LESS of a pain in the ass and of an expense (ECT costs a grand a time and I did it 30 times).
Honestly, the closest I have come to having their innocent awe of the amazing universe is taking mushrooms. I thought about being a surrogate, but instead, once a month I monitor and rock the babies at Dr. Hospital (I am certified in infant care, and baby cpr- so cute you turn them upside down). Anyway just because I do not want kids does not mean I can’t fantasize about names I like.
I should note that 1. I have a family of about 100 people (10 kids both sides and they all have at least 2 kids and half those kids are having their own kids) and all four grandparents were born in Ireland. We all have the same names- not kidding. every one of us has a name in common with another one of us. I have inherited the family love of Irish names.
Girl Names
- Paige
- Erin
- Lena
- Bridget
- Freya
- Mary
- Colleen
- Molly
- Banon
- Larkin
- Aurelia (after the jelly-fish)
- Nyah (pronounced n-eye-uh)
- Cassandra
- Rowan
- Glenna
- Lark
- Dylan
- Emerson
- Blythe
- Blaze
- Flora
- Leander (Leah)
- Blair
- Clover
- Aurora
- Taylor
Boy Names
- Liam
- Finn
- Dermot
- Crispin
- Baen (pronounced Bane)
- Gavin
- Edmund
- Ellsworth
- Owen
- Cormac
- Seamus
- Patrick
- Ryan
- Logan
- Rhett
- Breandán (pronounced Bren-dan)
- Colin
- Edwin/Edwyn
- Brenaeden (pronounced bren-uh-den)
- Carrick
I can imagine a hot person in every single one of those names.
p.s. watch this video
Painfully Average 