31. Hi Thoughts III

Most of us have them. And when green becomes legalized everywhere, then we ALL will have them. So in the spirit of comradery, enjoy my Hello thoughts III

1. Are you a termite? Cause you look like you love a lot of wood in your mouth
2. What’s the difference between jam and jelly? I can’t jelly my dick into your ass
   1. a modified version of this romantic line is scene below
3. Raccoons actually have a bone in their penis. I looked it up.
4. Speaking of penis, anyone who has a boy baby carried a penis inside her for 6 months (I think the genitals form around 3 months into pregnancy). And on that note, a chick who carries boy twins and has sex will have 3 penises inside her. See? everyone is a porn star
5. Think of how pregnant everyone would be if blow jobs could knock you up
6. Mind Blown:
7. We accept the love we think we deserve
8. The biggest fish in the ocean (Whale shark) only eats one of the smallest creatures in the ocean (Plankton). Isn’t that wonderful?
9. This:
10. I spend my life lamenting my preference for solitary existence.. but at the start and end of the day I still choose to be alone