It is Halloween Weekend 2015! Today it has become a thinly veiled excuse to go out mostly naked and shed all inhibitions telling yourself that you are not a whore, it was just because you were drunk.
Am i above this?
Those are all from High School before I stopped taking a lot photos of myself due to my anxiety disorders. But I digress. I am pale with black hair and have taken full advantage that some of the most famous scary movies have women that look like me in them!
As you can see, I am basically famous.
As I decide whether to not to leave my apartment on this magical night, I have naturally thought of costume ideas.
Snow white after a zombie apocalypse: Yellow skirt, blue shirt, red head band, apple vodka and a bucket of blood dumped all over. This one would only happen if I ingested something that somehow gave me a burst of energy to be social and slutty for the evening.
Wendy from South Park: one I have wanted to do for a long time but it might be too hot for the coat
Snoopy from Peanuts: Keeping with the choices influenced by my corpse natural coloring, snoopy would be easy with a white dress and a collar with some ears or pig tails. The guy I am kind of dating is into S&M and Halloween is the one night where you can walk an ADULT around on a leash. (sorry mom)
I could fight who I am and fight my coloring but why do it? Outfits like vampire, witch, zombie, and ghost were made so pale dark cranky woman everywhere could celebrate their looks.
As I have stated before, my tendancy to make big plans and bail at the last minute to hide under the covers has been legendary. Which is why it’s almost inevitable that I settle on my muse, my queen, my idol, and the original gangster, Wednesday Addams:
Painfully Average 