If I am going to make an argument, I like to mention the counter arguments first. Below is a scholarly video summary of creationism, and a second video illustrating the complexity of the issues in the evolution theory.
The Church’s alternative to the theory of evolution:
Evolution Theory Plot Holes:
See? Now no one can complain I didn’t let them have their say.
Even though they were raised to accept evolution, I am still slightly embarrassed for the fact that my parents grew up in Kansas. Luckily, they are both brilliant, rational, educated individuals that let us (their children) make our own choices. In my case, my total acceptance of evolution occurred when I went to the zoo and saw a gorilla napping on his tummy- with food still in his hand, just like I do!
That being said, if some of you still aren’t sure…some of these facts may help you join team Darwin.
*For the sake of post-continuity, I am calling the other members of the primate family all “monkeys”.
To begin, it is clear some humans are still waiting to shed that monkey look
…while some are openly proud of their monkey heritage 
There are further behavioral similarities :
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We both like to be lovingly pet
- We both enjoy the occasional SMOKE (you won’t regret clicking that)
- Our bath-times are similar. Just watch the first 30 seconds, the point gets acrosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKU5VT0uumU
Below are other links to random monkey videos where they act like humans. I couldn’t fit them into the post but they all are eerie, adorable, and great
- Koko the gorilla loves the shit out of kittens
- Baby monkey playing with baby human
- Orangutan and baby fight over who gets milk after he rides a bike. I like his belly
- Monkey playing with rope
LAST VIDEO YOU HAVE TO WATCH! This shows the migration of humans across the globe, is cool as hell, and inspired this post- even if it does go a bit off topic.
Final Thoughts
If we are the latest in monkey evolution, what can possibly be next?
Could this change already be happening?
Will the next stage of humanity be nifty like X-Men?
Or something way worse… that will lead to our extinction?
Painfully Average 