As I have stated before, my political knowledge consists of what others post on Facebook and the occasional parental rant. Apathy is said to be a major contributor of my generations failure to participate or care about the political agenda in out country. Well, I am here today to try to fix that.
I found a candidate that I can support with my whole heart, and I am not the only one. First some background:
- Political Affiliation?
- Democrat. I think
- Where is he from?
- No idea
- How does he approach social issues of abortion and health care?
- I can say that he probably does approach them
- Is he Donald Trump?
- no
- If you know nothing about his campaign, why are you possibly going to vote for him?
- He is a fucking SUPER FOX.
Ladies and Gentleman meet Martin O’Malley
Not only do we share a name, we share a mutual appreciation for the importance of male back muscles
And a cool group of friends
I don’t know about his brain, but I think as a citizen I would feel safe in secure if those abs were protecting me. If his body wasn’t enough, my future leader is the lead singer of a celtic rock band full of other older dudes who just want to serenade us.
and on his own. Sure he may talk to much, but fast forward both of these half way through and close your eyes to the caressing tones of his voice.
Am I on the Bandwagon? Absolutely. See for yourself (Buzzfeed, you are not alone, we all want to be that horse)
Did I feel similar about Bill Clinton? Yes.
Even after his scandals? I like a man of experience.
Will I end up voting? Probably not. But If not my vote, for sure my heart belongs to my sassy singing 6 pack O’Malley. Without agenda…or shame.
Painfully Average 